Bags of crap…are they a real thing? Seems like a ruse and waiting to see that you don’t get one is a cruel joke isn’t it? If I try, even when it says 100% left, I never leave that vestibule of frustration page and then miss out on other deals because they never let you off that page.
What was the best thing about my BOC? Well the bag, of course. Iridescent bag was quite possibly the crappiest bag ever (I so loved it). I also now know for a fact that Alexa is in on the gig, because there was crap tailored to our lifestyle. How did you know we’re expecting (so you laid a baby monitor in the bag, sure if looked like a used piece of crap, but it’ll get the job done, for sure). Compression socks, seriously, those were amazing. Oh and that duster (that’s what the Mrs. said it was, but I’m pretty sure it was crap from your “adult toys after dark” sale. All and all, the worst way ever to blow $10 (and I’m counting the days until I can do it again, as that’s how I roll). o’