Meet you downstairs in the bar and hurt
Your rolled up sleeves and your skull t-shirt
You say what did you do it with him today?
And sniffed me out like I was Tanqueray
Cause you’re my fella, my guy
Hand me your stella and fly
By the time I’m out the door
You tear men down like Roger Moore
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told ya, I was trouble
You know that I’m no good
Upstairs in bed, with my ex boy,
He’s in a place, but I cant get joy,
Thinking of you in the final throes, this is when my buzzer goes
Run out to meet you, chips and bitter
You say when we’re married cause you’re not bitter
There’ll be none of him no more
I cried for you on the kitchen floor
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told ya, I was trouble
You know that I’m no good
Sweet reunion, jamaica and spain
We’re like how we were again
I’m in the tub, you’re on the seat
Lick your lips as I soak my feet
Then you notice lickle carpet burn
My stomach drops and my guts churn
You shrug and it’s the worst
Who truly stuck the knife in first
I cheated myself like I knew I would
I told ya I was trouble, you know that I’m no good
I cheated myself, like I knew I would
I told ya I was trouble, yeah ya know that I’m no good
For as long as humans have had skin, we’ve figured out some way to implant ink underneath it. From the cave to the palace, from the wharf to the mall, tattoos have been used to say everything from “I love my mom” to “Wouldn’t it be awesome if this whale fought this giant squid?” Celebrate the tattoo with a painless, impermanent t-shirt.
Your design must have some clear connection to tattooing, tattoo culture, or recognizable tattoo styles. This doesn’t mean your design has to be a rose or an anchor. If you’re an expert in tat arcana and you want to parody a 16th century Malay thieves’ tattoo, explain yourself and provide links to backup documentation and you’re set. We’ll also accept designs involving the idea of tattooing - your zombie tattoo parlor cartoon is fair game. But you can’t just submit any old design and claim “This could totally be a tattoo.”
Text is permitted as part of an illustration. This is looser than our “incidental text” rule. Your submission can rely on text for its meaning as long as there’s a significant graphic element to the design. In short: no text-only designs.
Effective immediately, Heather Gray shirts must use the Heather Gray texture available here. Any shirts depicted on any sort of non-textured light gray shirt will be rejected. From now on, Heather Gray shirts have to look like Heathered Gray. Got it, bub?
