Have you ever been to Nebraska?
It doesn’t exist, so I have not.
I’m answering from Nebraska, so yes
No way, I’ve seen Children of the Corn
Watched a tornado form while driving through one time
USA Steak Buffet
Not sure?
Have driven I 80 a lot but not sure I made it that far west.
When going to Colorado, we mostly took the Southern route on I 70.
Wait! If it doesn’t exist, then where the hell am I?
Sameses
Yep. I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
That’s even the state motto: “Nebraska, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why is Wyoming so windy?
Because Nebraska sucks.
Sorry, the people are nice enough, I just didn’t like the weather.
Born there.
Nah - broski!
Once, on a family vacation across the country. Eastbound we went through that part, westbound we went through Minnesota, North Dakota (my mom’s birthplace-thankfully she went west after high school), Montana (I was so happy to see real mountains again), Idaho (hi and bye), then home to Seattle (I really missed the water)
I have never felt any desire to see Nebraska again.
I’ve always thought of Nebraska as more of a thoroughway to other states, rather than a destination
Neb-ras-ka… Just sounds questionable. Does anybody live there to verify its existence? If a tree falls in Nebraska, does it make a sound?
Great! Now I’m really scared. Nothing makes sense anymore.