June 2019 CRAPS! Post them HERE!!!!! 💩

[cpayne]

“Bouffants or Crewcuts” has arrived! And it was not disappointing! Lots of useful stuff in here! And once again Woot! has managed to “randomly” send things that I love … I really want to know how you do that!

1 x stinky sock bag
1 x Woot! chip bag clip
1 x wireless bluetooth 4.0 headset
1 x Vera Bradley 2017 datebook … no worries, I’m keeping this until 2023! I’m using it! I love organizers!
2 x Savage gear lures - already the size of a small fish, I’m thinking my son will catch the big one with these!
1 x package of crappie baits (already claimed by son!)
1 x package of 4ct. amber spray bottles
1 x LED light bulb
1 x silicone fitbit cover (sadly does not fit my model)
1 x Oakland A’s sunglass strap
1 x pockettrip hanging toiletry kit, orange - totally useful!
1 x glass protector and clear plastic case for iphone 6 (just for future reference, Samsung S8+ gal here)
1 x ipad mini 4 origami case (sadly I do not own an ipad)
1 x ipad 4 origami case (sadly I still do not own an ipad)
1 x plastic wire cage for work light
1 x plastic tablecover
1 x taupe blackout panel
1 x Houston Texans key holder
1 x Xbox wired controller
1 x wallplate (for a switch and a telephone line … lol, who still has a land line?
1 x glass hanging terrarium / votive holder
1 x thumb wars notebook & sticker set! Where do you find this crazy stuff!?
1 x set of 4 embroidered coasters
1 x 4 piece manicure set

Lozar was visibly disappointed there was no shirt in the box for him, but he made the best of it. He found that the ipad mini case was perfect for holding up the 2017 planner. I’m not sure what he is thinking!

Thank you Woot! As always, it was totally worth it!

[Woody1150]

@FrostByte requested an official crappraisal on 6/27 for this crap.

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[ThunderThighs]

@Wammie

And the piece de la resistance – Ergodyne Class 3 Zipper Hoodie in Lime Green – I say more Florescent Yellow (Wow – those are pricey!) . A little snug but I will have fun blinding my neighbors in the winter time while snow shoveling in the bright sunlight – haha. ARGH – MY EYES – MY EYES!!! Why is the sun so close? Is this the apocalypse?!?!?! Nope, just your neighbor sporting the latest in safety fashion supplied by Woot! – haha.

We care about your safety.

@Oyml

1.25 x 4 inch steel pipe nipple - not sure if I’d ever use this, but I giggled at the word nipple

snicker We’re all adults here. Right?? Nope.

@dbuss08

An iron for doll clothes?

@peaceetc

A really small iron for really small clothes? Unless it’s bigger than it looks, of course.

Snap!

@gho711

Pack of 22 goodie bags for a kids party. Twist ties included!

When’s the party?

@cpayne

“Bouffants or Crewcuts” has arrived! And it was not disappointing! Lots of useful stuff in here! And once again Woot! has managed to “randomly” send things that I love … I really want to know how you do that!

DAMMIT!

@cpayne

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Lozar should keep a diary. He could be internet famous.

Sylvester's Diary 5 - Fly Away

[dbuss08]

Compared to the doll in the picture it’s a little bigger than that:)

[romellex]

Now that that gorgeous little girl adds scale to the picture, I’m still thinking the item could be a menorah.

[ThunderThighs]

I think you may be right. It would be shaped kind of like an oil lamp. Similar in shape to this:

You might try google images matching with a good side photo. All I’m getting is plywood from your flooring. :\

[rlwhite1016]

Forum Winner BOC:

• Woot Stinky Sock bag
• Panel Wall sign holder
• Mississippi State Clear PVC bag (Wisco Badgers fan!)
• 3-pack of children’s clothing hangers
• How to Catch an Elf book
• DC Comics Decals
• Pike’s Peak travel coffee mug
• Tennessee Titans Samsung S6 phone case (Packers fan!)
• There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Turkey book
• Wooden Wheels Fire Engine
• DC Comics dress-up napkins
• Blitz Unicorno 100RSF
• 300 yards 8 lb fishing line
• MLB Angels 2 pack team candles (vanilla-ish scent)
• Learning wrap-ups
• box of 55 self-sealing security envelopes
• Kinesio Tape
• and last, but not least, Woot! factory reconditioned chip clip

[JGW27]

Maybe a boat bow and stern eye hook.

[Xaria]

Great disappointing haul for my BoC.

NY Giants light weight Hoodie.
Pittsburgh Steelers shirt.
Travel Shoe Bag
Safety Jarts set. (My Adult Daughter and her SO had no idea what Jarts were)
Arizona State Bumper Sticket
Belt Sander refill
Treat bag set
Bouncing Putty
2 Lantern Mantel replacements
Chip bag clip
and the cats are loving the Pet Water Fountain.

Thanks again Woot for all the disappointment!

[dbuss08]

A Jewish guy I work with has confirmed it is a childrens menorah, just missing the base that it would screw onto. Thanks everyone!

[ThunderThighs]

Yay for mysteries solved!

[bchlor4evr]

If you don’t plan to use it that way then you could probably smoke something out of it… not that I would recommend it or have ever done anything like that.

[drgandalf]

I’m a bit late to the party. Actually, I’m really late, since this pile of Crap is actually from Crap Day on 5/30/2019.

Here’s the pile:

Good Stuff:
Giant Inflatable Beach Ball 48" diameter
Sport Utility Gloves
Lenox Holly Leaf insulated drinking cup
Cooking Spoon
Kitten size baby bottle

OK Stuff:
White Spool of Pearls - 25 feet long
Hydration Pack
Asics Women’s Running Shirt size S
Oscilloscope Probes
Domino Set

Not So Good Stuff:
Cheap sport bracelet
“Zack Greinke” Dodgers plaque

Wooty Stuff:
Green Stinky Socks Monkey Bag

A few things might be useful.
The rest goes in the box for the charity auction Bag of Crap at Balticon this year.

Luna decided this was a good Bag of Crap to use to demonstrate her hovering abilities.

[helenhalla]

My Bag of Crap came a week or two ago, but getting the cats to start hovering can be difficult sometimes.

Here’s what was in the box (besides the cats):

Good Stuff:
Kinesiology Tape
Glad Press’n Seal, 140 sq ft

OK Stuff:
Coloring Book
Flour Sifter
Set of 3 rocker switches
2 bags of power connector adapters

Not So Good Stuff:
Captain’s Hat
Set of 4 candles
Cell phone case
Train whistle.

Wooty Stuff:
Blue Stinky Socks Monkey Bag
Woot bag clip

We’re interested in trying the Press.n Seal stuff. A few of the other items might be useful.
The rest goes in the box for the charity auction Bag of Crap at Balticon this year.

Willow shows that he knows how to hover too, at least somewhat.

[Tobietoes]

I got the green bag of stinky socks, a pink iPad case, a cell phone case, a chip clip, a worlds best girlfriend keychain, a basketball planner, fishing lures, an inflatable donut, a thumb wars game, dome leds for a vehicle, 2 led bulbs, a Cleveland browns garden gnome, LSU cups, a frog nightlight, a set of camera macro tubes, 2 digital timers, and a Tennessee Titans key rack. The cat I already own.

[kimbobalong]

Got my box, got to blue woot bag, a baby blue tote/purse, a travel makeup bag, adapters for laptop plug ins, a very pretty purple princess calculator, sponges, car shades, flower pot light, warning tape, woot chip clip and last but not least, Mario party for a Nintendo 64, direct from Japan!!
Now if only Woot would send me a game system in another box I’d be very grateful!!!

[archetype6]

At long last, as I said, after decades of trying, since I was a little boy in the early 80s, I have FINALLY scored a Bells of Churches Bag of Crap from Woot, and let me tell you… as soon as we opened it, the disappointment just came FLYING out of the box, er, bag.

I was a tiny bit concerned (no I wasn’t) as it arrived looking a little roughed up:

We had a little help opening our new special prize from, uh, Ringer (copyrights, you know):

Then, OH! The disappointment! The glorious, wonderful disappointment! Here’s our haul:
1 x stinky socks bag - value - priceless.
1 x composition notebook - instantly adopted by our princess
1 x barrel bolt - so many possible uses for this I’m paralyzed with indecision!
1 x Stick up touch LED light - let there be light! Anywhere! Everywhere!
1 x iPhone 7+ case - I have the 7. But. Wife has the 7+. It’s hers.
1 x package of New Yorker Greeting cards - for when I care enough to send a card, but hate who I’m sending it to and want to be a sarcastic ***
1 x chip clip - these things are popular in our household for everything but sealing bags of anything.
1 x sealing bag - So disappointed. That these are even made.
1 x insulated lunch bag, instantly claimed by wife for work. Worth $10 alone right there.
2 x Crossfire Concept 873 safety glasses - at $11 each, well, do the math. And I have a LOT of friends who use these things. I mean. I’m very active, and will use these things.

Total price of BoC: $10.70 (Amazon Prime, Free Shipping!)
Total vaue of BoC: $Infinite. A++, would buy again!

Ah yes and 1 x bubble wrap on the greeting cards which was instantly my son’s favorite part.

Here’s the final result with all BoC contents, including 2 kids that didn’t come with it…

Well played, Woot, well played. It’ll be mere decades until I win another one, but then… oh yes. The world will be ours! Or at least more crap.

[Wooter261324990]

This is my first BOC. I received the Bells of Churches and overall scored!!
This is what I received:
-Screeching flying monkey or the monkey on the shelf when not in use!
-Sealing bag for winter sweaters
-An Irwin 3/8” glass & tile drill bit (I plan to try it on a stained glass project)
-Lady of Guadalupe Mexico figurine. (Give away)
-Skeleton stainless steel travel mug. (Will use until my daughter ‘permanently’ borrows it)
-Mini apple cutouts, Suzuki model and K’nex darts (give to daughters friend with kids)
-metal pail with star cutouts I will use for watercolor painting
-Small rubber block I have no idea of what it is used for (Wagner division of divers tech label. Please let me know if anyone has an idea).
-The ever popular and useful stinky sox bag
And the big abject disappointment is I did not get the coveted chip clip.

[ThunderThighs]

@archetype6

At long last, as I said, after decades of trying, since I was a little boy in the early 80s, I have FINALLY scored a Bells of Churches Bag of Crap from Woot, and let me tell you… as soon as we opened it, the disappointment just came FLYING out of the box, er, bag.

Me thinks you exaggerate on the years! And those sealing bags are fantastic. Wait until you try to pack all the bedding and sheets and when you’re little ones head off to college. YOU’LL APPRECIATE THAT BAG THEN, BUSTER! Seriously.

[AnniKat]

pat the dogger for me.
he/she is great looking.