This would not even come close to fitting me (I’m way too short) but I still want it. I don’t even really like Elmo but I still want it. I don’t have any reason to dress up in a costume at all but I still want it. I’m not going to buy it because it’s expensive but I still want it.
What? You want me to get this for Peace?
Think she’d like it?
Yes.
I think you should get it
Okay. Will you buy it for me? I’ll totally pay you back.
@davejlives said his pockets are feeling pretty heavy lately so maybe he can help out
You could go to a Furry convention 
Great idea. I’ll see you there. 
Implying that you wouldn’t pay me back?
Probably not.
Aside from UPS, USPS, and FedEx, I also gotta go to the bank.
(It’s 2 doors down from FedEx, in the same parking lot.)
Wanna come?
Yes, I need to spin some pokestops.
um are you sure?
I, forgot. And now I’ve got a cold or I’d get the thing out now. It will happen. I swear.
I waited.
You didn’t show up.
I continued to wait.
You STILL didn’t show up.
The nonexistent ice cream melted.
I left.
You were supposed to pick me up.
I’ve been sitting on my porch for 42 hours waiting on you.
I watched the grass grow. And grow. And grow.