Benign Outward Communication
Some weird storage thing, a bra, weaving loops, a flower wallet thing, a dress, scrub brushes, trash bags, popcorn bucket, 2 small balls, screwdriver set, crap bag, and a carabineer
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I won a MEGA BOC. They promised disappointment, but they failed to disappoint. So is that double disappointment?
First, the box everything came in itself was massive.
Inside there were quite a few items:
Wacom Intuos Pro drawing board
Cuisinart 8 cup food processor
MZEIBO KY-2020D Soundbar
Spyder Kids Ski jacket
Leather Apple Air Tag ring
Eheyciga small dog stairs
Durasack heavy duty home and yard bag
Men’s Atheltic shirt
men’s short sleeve polo shirt
50 pack of disposable masks
Eyelash extension kit
Dia de Los muertos plate
Bag of random 1” plastic sleeves
All in all not bad!
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Nice score! 
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Does the bra fit?..hmmm can be used as props for a halloween costume 
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Was able to snag a BoC in rolling the dice … Waiting for disappointment to be shipped.
Hopefully 
I can snag a BoC in the coming sales … Would be double disappointment!!!
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Now that the Happy Hour has ended, and I’ve sobered up a smidge. I present Benign Outward Communication.
It’s funny I never actually got that notification everyone was talking about. I just got the one for this BOC. Anyways PICTURE!
THE LIST:
- woot! Bag (I can always use another one of these)
- Barbie Doll (slightly damaged) (gifted to a relative)
- woot! Piggy Bank (Awesome!)
- Ceramic Heater
- Bottle Topper
- Another Baby Mirror (got one in my first boc, still no kids)
- 6ft USB-C Cable (Useful)
- Anker Extension Cord Cube (SCORE!)
- USBC to Hdmi Cable (neat)
- Hurley Longsleeve Size M (to small for me, already gifted)
- Size 14 Shorts (WAY too small for me, already gifted)
- Water Wave 8 Weave (umm… What Do?)
Decent Haul, Onward to More Crap!
24 days of jail left!
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Only 1 Hour left to Vote
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It is not looking very good for BOCs tomorrow. C’mon Woot!
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A wooden tray of some cheese board kinda type
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Bagel of Comfort
9.28.23
Really strange dissapointment this one!
38x32 mens jeans 1 oair
12 ?puppy pads
1 drain snake
1 soap dish plastic
1 ? Spatula
1 Woot carabiner
Few dust sheets
1 roll of foil tape
1 mini brush and dust pan
Ergonomic mouse- wireless Microsoft
1 silent mind singing bowl
1 woot crap bag
Happy Wooting
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Bucket Of Cookies
9/28/2023
4.46 lbs. of Crepuscular Crap!
WARNING!
The following may contain images and descriptions that some of feeble constitution may find disturbing! Proceed at your own risk!
The fear and loathing that has gripped my soul for the last fortnight has been replaced with the icy dread of what evil may lay lurking within the bowels of the inconspicuous parcel sitting upon my doorstep.
Storage bags for cadavers? The Earwax Blob?! The scavenged detritus from the depths of the Dollar Store dumpster? Items of strange and bizarre regalia in sizes that could never fit any Earthly being?
NO!
WORSE!
Much worse, dear reader!
I hesitate to reveal the depths of horror to you even now! But I cannot withhold any longer the need to divulge the astounding contents of this Bucket Of Cookies from HELL least I go insane!
Learn from the folly of my ways! Heed this warning well! Do not sell your soul to the trickster for the promise of cheap novelty and amusement! BEWARE!
Here now is the pitiful harvest of my arrogance and gluttony for useless material goods:
• The Telltale Heart Woot Bag!
• Woot Screaming Carabiner of Curses!
• Haunted “Precision” screwdriver set of Death!
• Gardening Gloves from Beyond the Grave!
• Alphabet stamps from the Abyss!
• The Mummy’s Tomb tissue wrapping paper!
• Return of the Phone screen protectors From Hell!
• The Anker USB-C charger that Ate My Brain!
• QGeeM Demon USB-C to HDMI adapter 6” Cable From Another World!
• The Crawling Anozer tabletop tripod!
• The Creeping Anozer portable folding stand for tablets, or phones!
• Kaki Kaki Oozing Zombie Sterling Silver Stacking Ring!
And least you think me a raving, addle-brained simpleton, I present to you now pictorial evidence of my wanton waste of ten dollars!
And so, I once again wallow in self-loathing and repentant supplication until my sentence in BOC purgatory is ultimately pardoned and I can pursue the hedonistic folly that is the Woot! BOC!
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The bag of this material was sent last fall. It isn’t as strong as the canvas ones. I put stress and the band perforated and ripped apart.
Just! be a bit more particular.
Happy Wooting
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Nicely composed dear Wooter.
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Thank you!
It’s my Halloween season craptacular reveal!
Spoooooky!
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You win Best Presentation
Excellent writing 
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Thanks!
As long as everyone enjoys it and no one gets hurt, I’ll try to make my reveals amusing!
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Bucket of Cookies
Fuel cap
Burt’s Bees Chapstick
Women’s long sleeve shirt
2 pack scrub brushes
Wireless phone charger
HDMI to C
Small stack of printer paper
Waterproof phone pouch
Nail file
31 in 1 precision screwdriver
Met pads
I 
Woot bag
Glass screen protectors
Salon hair dye kit
Woot carabiner
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Won (?) my first BOC! Woot! Woot!
Although disappointed, I now have things to give away to the kids on Halloween! I have already marked my calendar for when I can start bidding on the next BOC!
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You got your FIRST 
Good luck 
chasing your next disappointment and it restarts again. 
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