YAY!
COOL SHOES!
ENJOY! ![]()
But I haven’t bought a BOX o crap in 31 days. These jailhouse rules seem fishy.
You bought one on 5/23. It hasn’t been 31 days yet. Sorry.
Whose job was it to update the Vestibule of Patience? They’re slacking. It still refers to the Bag O Crap.

On your


Good luck on your hunt for your next
disappointment ![]()
Look for updates around 2027
Is that when it will switch to Barrel O Crap? Basket O Crap? Backpack O Crap? Bathtub O Crap?
It took a long time to get us to this. Maybe in the next decade. ![]()
06/13/2024
10:00 P.M. On the Way
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Awwww, sorry UPS sucks.
just playing on the new box vs bag. Always excited for the next one!
My first ever Box o’ Crap shipped the next day and arrived two days after that. So we’re off to a crappy start already if the whole idea is for the customer to be disappointed!
Also, @ThunderThighs I owe you an apology, young lad(y(?)). I obviously made an ass out of myself by assuming that the bag was being totally eliminated… I had no idea there would be an adorable tiny branded box inside my adorable medium-sized branded box! No more poo-poo fluff!!!
Here’s the haul!
1x fun size BOC
4x LED camping lanterns WITH BATTERIES!!!
1x Woot coin purse (my fav color!)
1x elephant lamp for acid trips
1x duck loofah
1x Anker braided lightning-to-C cable
1x Anker wireless ANC headphones
Fantastic haul! The power goes out a lot here in the hills of Tennessee, so there are never enough lanterns. And my elderly father claimed the headphones for himself as his Father’s Day gift. Obviously I am gravely disappointed and will never ever do business with this shady-fluff poo-poo ass company ever again. Dammit. ![]()
I LOVE those camping laterns and HOPE I get a set or one even.
I’m very impressed by them! These particular ones are sold in a 4-pack for $30 over on the mothership, so I imagine that’s how I ended up with four of them. Sending good lantern vibes your way!!!
My first ‘Box’ of Crap and it’s decent.
Sketch pad
Anker charger (not sure what it charges yet)
Ink cartridges for …?
Storage containers.
Hair straightener brush which comes with hair clips and a heat glove.
Woot box
Woot multi-color marker
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE TT ![]()
Yay, fellow Tennessean! We rock!
Great haul…yay!
That is 4 dang sure…she is amazing!
Has anyone one else noticed that most of the stuff that’s been sold on today’s Grand 20th Birthday Woot-Off is mostly the same stuff that you’d get in an average BOC?



