Regret probably
The cat loves to provide that
Expect it again
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Winning is more fun
Getting something for nothing
That is more funner
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My only regret:
I gave the cat my address.
I think it was mine…
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I regret nothing
Except all that has happened
Up until this point
f-slide:
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If you start from here,
Is the only place to go
Upward and onward?
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So long as no one
Gives me a shovel to dig
A much deeper hole
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A shovel is good
To channel a deep, dark hole.
Better than a foot.
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This is very true
If not just a tad morbid
Foot makes smaller hole
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Shovels are ideal
Best tool ever invented
Some say ground breaking
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A shovel is good 
f-bounce:
To channel a deep, dark hole. 
f-float:
Better than a foot. 
f-wobble:
(Sorry, dude, it needed emojis.)
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Are repeat haiku
Still counted towards the total?
I believe they should.
f-spin:
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Integers do count
Usually by adding one
So, I say they count
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Add one integer
Or divide it by zero?
I can’t math right now.
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Post # 666 (the devil’s haiku)
Post # 999 (the devil’s haiku, but upside down)
looks like @daveinwarshington and @Queen89 are the weeners poet laureates
PM me for a free crap
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next milestone is 10000 haikus then 5 more free BOCs are unlocked
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Penguins grip the reins,
purple dragons pierce the clouds,
frost and flame entwined.
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So many poems 
f-wobble:
That will take forever, dude 
f-spin:
I see what you’ve done 
f-spin:
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Penguins waddle close,
tongues taste winter’s sweetest chill,
melting joy on beaks.
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Penguins peck the leaves,
oregano’s scent drifts high,
spice meets polar chill.
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“Congrats” to “winners” 
f-bounce:
Of the vaunted BOC 
f-wobble:
Free disappointment! 
f-wobble:
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