Are you wondering what awesomeness Woot has in store for Black Friday and Cyber Monday? Keep reading to find out everything you need to know!
First of all, sign up for a Woot account if you don’t already have one. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter for the latest holiday news and updates. And download our app for exclusive offers, and bonus surprises:
OK LET’S GET INTO IT:
Score one of Woot’s famous Bags of Crap
We’ve been assembling thousands of extra-crappy Bags of Crap to scatter throughout the site, our social channels, and the Woot app. We can’t guarantee what’s inside, but we can guarantee you will be disappointed.
When will these elusive beasts be available? How about THANKSGIVING DAY at:
By the time you’ve finally finished cooking, or around one pm CT SOLD OUT
A couple hours later, when you finally realize you’ve eaten too much SOLD OUT
A couple hours after that, when everyone’s too tired to keep arguing SOLD OUT
We launched more during the Black Friday Woot-Off and they are all SOLD OUT
And we had even more on the app over the weekend and they are also SOLD OUT
BUT I BET THERE WILL BE MORE…
Want to get the jump on others? Heed the advice above and follow us on Twitter and get the Woot app. Can’t say it enough, people.
Special Holiday-Edition Deal-O-Meters started on Monday, November 19. So far we (well, YOU, since you’ve been the ones voting) have unlocked:
Curtis Stone Dura-Electric Nonstick Griddle $69.99 $49.99SOLD OUT
General Tools 502 Cordless Lighted Power Precision Screwdriver $17.99 $12.99SOLD OUT
Seagate Barracuda 500GB Internal Solid State Drive $69.99 $64.99SOLD OUT
Good work, people. Now get 'em before they’re gone. There will be new Deal-O-Meters (or is it Deals-O-Meter?) coming in the next few days, so stay tuned! In the meantime, how about some…
Super-Special Offers for Prime Members
We’ll be giving out extra discounts and coupons to Prime members, like this one we ran on Thanksgiving:
Take an extra $10 off this SimpliSafe 10-Piece Wireless Home Security System. OFFER ENDED
And this one, which was valid on Black Friday:
There will be more to come in the next week! Just remember to log in with your Amazon Prime account to get Prime-related deals. OK, now the fun part(s):
The Black Friday Woot-Off ran on Friday, November 23, from 8am CT until 10pm CT, with $6 shipping all day for non-Prime members. The Cyber Monday Woot-Off ran on Monday, November 26, from 8am CT until 10pm CT, with $6 shipping all day for non-Prime members. Plus, get 40% off all apparel items on Shirt.Woot on Cyber Monday! Use code CYBERTHREADS18 at checkout.
Special LIMITED-EDITION HOLIDAY Bags of Crap
At select times during the Woot-Off on Black Friday, we’ll be releasing small batches of specially-priced, limited-edition Holiday Bags of Crap. They are packed with extra crap, and a special certificate you can frame and hang on your wall. If you’re into that kind of thing. And even if you’ve gotten a regular BOC in the past 31 days (THE INFAMOUS BOC BLACKOUT PERIOD AS IMPOSED BY THE NEFARIOUS @ThunderThighs), you CAN try for one of these!
Looks like they have all been snapped up. Good work Wooters! We don’t run these very often, so if you were lucky enough to get one, be sure to post about it HERE!!
$1 Prices? WTF?!?
We list a product with extremely-limited quantities for $1, then keep raising the price and adding quantities over the next hour or so, until we’re sold out. Yes, it’s totally weird. The first one was on Black Friday at 7am CT:
Those went super-quick. So let’s do it again! Starting 7am CT on Cyber Monday:
Do You Have a Phone?
Because you now have a reason to use it: App-only deals on Thanksgiving Weekend, plus more crap. Yes, CRAP. Have we belabored this point enough? GET THE APP!
OK BYE FOR NOW, BUT WATCH THIS SPACE, BECAUSE THERE’S MORE IN STORE THIS WEEK. STAY TUNED!