So, let’s talk HOLIDAY DEALS AND SHENANIGANS. As always, make sure you’re signed up for our Daily Digest and Newsletter emails. And follow us on Facebook and Twitter. AND download our app for exclusive offers, and bonus surprises:
DEAL-O-METER #1 — Vote to lower the price!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. CT on Sunday, November 21st, 2021. Make us lose money on Monday! DONE!!
HOLIDAY PRIME STORE — A special Prime Store, just for the holidays! Running until December 25th, 2021.
BUY 4 SHIRTS, GET A FREE BLANKET — When Prime members buy 4 apparel items from Shirt, they get a free blanket! Running until November 25th, 2021 at 11:59 p.m. CT. FINISHED!!
LET’S STUMP BEN — Stump our resident shirt expert Ben and potentially win a coupon! Ends Thursday, November 25th. CONSIDER HIM STUMPED!
SHIRT-O-METER — Vote on your favorite shirts! It’s the Shirt Derby everybody! Keep track of the vote count here…
BLACK FRIDAY WEEK DEALS — Deals all week long in our Black Friday Clearance event, featuring super-low prices on super-limited quantity items.
WOOTBUSTERS — They’re limited-quantity deals and once they’re sold out, they’re gone! They’ll appear each day on the Wootbusters page at different times, so check our newsletters to find out!
WTF PRICING — Try for a chance to purchase something for only $1!! Starts at 11 a.m. CT and ends at 3 p.m. CT. Don’t be late. You don’t want to miss out on these crappy deals! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
DEAL-O-METER #2 — Vote to lower the price!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. CT on Tuesday, November 23, 2021. Make us lose more money on Wednesday! ALL DONE!!
4 OF A KIND - A DICE GAME — Gotta play the Woot! Forum dice game. Be one of the first ten people to get 4 of a kind and you may get a BOC! Starts at 9am CT. COMPLETE!
DEAL-O-METER #3 — In between turkey bites, vote to lower the price!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. CT on Thursday, November 25, 2021. Make us lose more money on Black Friday! DONE!
TT’s HAPPY HOUR — Join us for our virtual drink-and-coupon-giveaway Happy Hour, hosted by Forum Queen @ThunderThighs on Friday, November 26th from 5 p.m.- 7 p.m. CT. HAPPY HOUR CLOSED!
BAGS O’ CRAP - Keep an eye on Wootbusters… you may find a crap-tastic surprise waiting for you! FOUND!
40% OFF SHIRTS — Want a shirt? Well now’s the time to get 'em! 40% off all shirt apparel on November 26, 2021 ONLY!! Act fast. OVER FOR NOW FOLKS
SPEND $25 ON WOOT, GET A FREE SHIRT — Purchase $25 of items from Woot, get a coupon for a free shirt! Lasts only until November 28, 2021 at 11:59 p.m. CT. ALL DONE!!
BAGS O’ CRAP - Get a chance to win a BOC through Digital Crap! These can only be accessed through the Woot! app, so get your cellphones ready. SOLD OUT
CYBER MONDAY WEEK DEALS — A new batch of offers in our Cyber Monday event, all week long.
BAGS O’ CRAP - SURPRISE! Get ANOTHER chance to win a BOC through Digital Crap! We told you to get your handy-dandy phones ready. SORRY, IT’S GONE
BOGO — Prime members can buy a shirt and get one free! Running until November 30, 2021 at 11:59 p.m. CT. DONE!
WOOT OFF + LEFTOVERS — Our Cyber Monday Woot-Off will have 15 hours of deals, discounts, and damage to your wallets. Starts at 7 a.m. CT. Leftovers starts at 10 p.m. CT! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
BAGS O’ CRAP - Hundreds of Bags o’ Crap during the Woot-Off! Try to get em’ while you can. ALL GONE!
STOCKING STUFFERS — Find the perfect gift to stuff your stockings! Runs until December 14, 2021. Will go live at 12 p.m. CT.
FUNHOUSE — 6 MAGICAL DOORS! CHEAP PRODUCTS! COUPONS! WEIRD STUFF! All at the Funhouse from 3 p.m. - 5 p.m. CT.
DEAL-O-METER #4 — SURPRISE!! It’s one last Deal-O-Meter. Voting starts at 8 a.m. CT on Wednesday, December 1, 2021. Make us lose more money on Thursday!
SANTA’S TOYS — We got all the toys the kiddos want for Christmas. Runs until December 18, 2021. Starts at 12 p.m. CT.
10% OFF THE WOOT APP — Prime members can get an extra 10% off the Woot App until December 2, 2021 at 11:59 p.m. CT.
BUY MORE, SAVE MORE — The more shirts you buy, the more you save! For Prime members only. Running until December 11, 2021 at 11:59 p.m. CT.
CHECK THE APP - Because you now have a reason to use it: App-only deals every single day, plus literally hundreds of Bags of Crap on Thanksgiving Weekend! Only on the Woot! app.
WOOT!'S HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY - Items purchased from Woot between 10/1/2021 and 12/25/2021 may be returned by contacting Woot! customer service by 1/31/2022 for a FULL REFUND. There are some restrictions, which are here .
OK BYE FOR NOW
Is that what Santa carries? a big sack o things?
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