JULY 2019 & BIRTHDAY CRAPS! Post them here!!! đŸ’©

I think my boom on cannons is coming tomorrow unless ups decides to gift USPS the package, then it will add much disappointment to my Saturday

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Put cold liquid in the cup !!!

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You shipped my crap UPS 2nd day air? How unexpected. And unnecessary. Thanks!

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Thanks! The only part that sucks about them is that the volume up and down buttons don’t work with Android devices, which we own. Then again, maybe it’s me that sucks and not the headphones. I’m still happy about them, though!

It’s crap day. Here’s my craptastic BoC.
1 - Green Woot Bag
10 - LED strip light connectors
1 - Amazon Basics HDMI cable
1 - Pack of Crayola Crayons
1 - iPhone 7 case
1 - Green woot cup
1 - Batman Batcave playset
1 - Emergency hammer for your car
1 - Package of 36 Mickey recognition reward certificated.
1 - Pair Gardening Gloves with digging claws
50 - Clear Badge Holders
1 - Halloween Lace Table Topper
1 - Pack of 20 Harvest Party Bags

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Hey, thanks Woot for keeping my box a nice, honest, hardworking UPS SurePost¼ shipment. We don’t need no fancy flying machines!

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I’m sure. Bose makes some good stuff. My disappointment is only what comes standard with any BOC.

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I don’t know, I’d be happy to get a drone in my bag. :smiley:

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I was about to post something nasty about not getting my crap package as scheduled today but then the UPS guy showed up at 9:30pm! Must be super busy trying to deliver all those 15,000 crap packages.

Now I have to wait until tomorrow until the kids get up to actually open it
 although they probably wouldn’t notice if I put new tape on it. :thinking:

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Probably all the packages from Amazon Prime day(s) too.

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My Birthday bOOM oF cANNONS has arrived in all its craptastic glory!!

The Loot:
-Childs Bib
-Clipboard
-Agents of SHIELD and BLACKISH TV Season DVD’s
-I Phone Case
-6 Foot USB 3.0 Cable
-3 Kids books
-Woot Bag and Crap Emoji dude
-Wood Dominoes
-2 Desk Calendars (from 2017
WAH WAHHHHHHH!)
-Measuring Spoons and telescoping Coffee Scoop
-Dog Leash
-Star Wars Costume
-Filing Tabs
-Kids Genie Necklace and talking Genie Bottle
-C’Mon Professional Haircutting Shears (retail price of these - around $50!)
and last but NOT least

-200 ft roll of Aluminum Foil - ENOUGH FOR DOZENS AND DOZENS OF TIN FOIL HATS FOR MY FELLOW WOOTERS!!

Thanks for a great BD party woot!!!

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Bag o’ Cat Falfie was PUMPED when I told him we were getting ANOTHER BOC!! Then he remembered Ed’s cruel jokes. Stay away from the fake meats this time guys, he isn’t declawed


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That’s going to be the new Peppa Pig/Harry Potter/Elf book.

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This picture of my 5 year old son makes this the best BOC ever!

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How did Woot get a picture of your son?

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Hey, that looks familiar! I got one of those in my December 2018 Holiday crap! They really like to hang on to old crap at Woot headquarters.

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Just got notified that my BOC from the Twitch stream has shipped. 5 placeholder pounds of disappointment due to arrive on Wednesday 7/24. Let the anticipation begin!

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Nothing will compare to the sting of disappointment opening my first BOC after trying since age 15 (turning 25 next month). Can’t wait to document my letdown for the public!

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Got my BoC in the mail today, and I have to say, I am happier this time around then the last! I can’t tell you how excited I get over the crappiest things just because it was a surprise! Lol. Thanks for another disappointment Woot! :kissing_heart:

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Utter, but not unexpected, disappointment when my BoC arrived. Just a couple of things I will now be scouring Woot to purchase to put items from my BoC to good use - a laminating machine, a Stanley stapler, sunglasses for my dog because he is not a Jets fan, a new house on which to install my breaker switch and a time machine to go back to 2017 so I have a need for the calendar. Woot - Thanks for the disappointment!! image|375x500

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