Let me start by saying this is literally my first BOC. I’ve been a Wooter since before BOC’s existed, before Oprah added it to her greatest things list, back when Woot offered a mere item a day, so this BOC has been a looooooong time coming! Ok, lets begin:
A Tale of June Craps, $10’s of Bison on Cars
My Bag of Crap, Bag o’ Cat, Falfie was eager to get his mitts on this “Bison” we were invoiced for, so much so I dare you to implore.
When our delivery woman (un)cautiously dumped our Craps on the porch, BOC Falfie parkoured his way to the window on June Forth!
Uncontrollably meowing in anticipation of his surprise, a wild juicy animal 2,000 times his size.
We started pulling items out and what did we see, well for sure no cars, nor bison for BoC Falfie.
Falie stayed posted in his Bag you see, he is a good boy, but lazy & leaves the reading to me.
While it was clear there was no bison in this box of great feasts, he heard me speak of delectable dolphins, cardinals, pheasants and fantastic beasts!
“Forget the bison, I’m ready for birds and beasts. My oh my, what delicious treats!”I explained that the cardinals were just a metal inlay of a cup & dolphins were cotton, a small shrine to Miami’s bad luck.
That peasants weren’t pheasants at all, as were the beasts, both just made of paper standing tall.
BOC Falfie was now sneering while looking ready to pounce. But wait, I exclaimed, a message from Woot’s Ed is here on a pouch!
“Change comes from within,” I quoted to him, as I pulled out two $50 chips as I showed a huge grin!
BOC Falfie gave his best imitation of Al Pacino, as he meowed, “Ok Google, find Deadwood Casino!!”
Google found no Deadwood casino at all, as BOC Falfie’s disappointment no longer could stall.
And now to this end, I leave a special note to Woot Ed, my friend:
Well placed in this BOC was a spool of medical tape, because unlike this garden flag, BOC Falfie is no Saint.
With no meats insight BOC Falie’s excitment is now spent, we’re left only with his look of utter disappointment.
So now this tale must come to an end. Wait no, I forgot to mention this crappy Astro’s pen!
-FIN