This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of JANUARY 2021 in the Woot-Off, Digital Crap, or any other place where we might throw them out.
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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:
3 items
A bag if we remember to put it in
Abject disappointment
If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.
You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:
We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
The servers have been known to crash.
To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.
If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice.
If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!”
If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money.
Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?
now all i need is a crap to go with this post. i got none through all the holiday events. so disappointing.
wait… is that the secret gift? disappointment WITHOUT the crap?
I stand corrected- my grandson grabbed the sweatshirt and wore it for 3 days straight! I thought it would be too small for him. And the grandkids of a friend loved the playset and the bucket! So not the crappiest after all- that honor now goes to the one I got in March…
Just posting here now, putting vibes out there that maybe I’ll get a boc this time around. I’ve tried and have been unsuccessful for a couple of months now. And my last boc was one of those actual disappointing ones. You know, the kind where you see the picture someone posted and you think to yourself, dang at least I didn’t end up with that box.
-LG wraparound Bluetooth headphones (how do
you know I lost my AirPod pros?!)
-Desk bowling game
-meditation adult coloring book
-Kids Bebop Costume
-Woot Bag of Holding
-2(!) coasters
-I think my 3rd Cake Splat Game (this time in a box though!)
-Aerosmith MadLibs game (how… even?!)
-“Manly” lunch box?
-Children’s Book
-Cat Figurines
-AND some Thanksgiving themed paper plates
After 13 years of being a wooter I got my first BOC. I remember mashing every night at 1am and now I finally got one. It was alright. I don’t need a life vest though.
The kid was included in the box. It had holes for him to breathe.
The Star Wars Hot Wheels item set this one off for me. In addition:
-Woot Crap Bag
-UnderArmor polo L
-Crap emoji stress ball
-Paper plates (we are a family of 8 so…YES!)
-Purple fake craft fur
-The Rise of Germany Book
-Kennewick Man (college text?)
-Cow paddle ball
-Snack Box
-Cosmetics Holder
-Swing Window Operator
-South Carolina Gamecocks tumbler
-And a black plastic “clampy-thingy” that I can’t quite figure out.
Let’s see, from the top I recieved:
-Life jacket
-Acrylic cosmetics holder
-3 mismatched drawer knobs
-1st grade math basics book
-Christmas coloring book
-Unicorn notebook
-Random ballpoint pen
-The Hidden History of the JFK Assassination Hardcover
-A polyester neck gaiter
-Light switch cover
-Foam poopmoji
-Woot shopping bag
Pretty happy overall! I’ve been looking for a new book and this is right up my alley.
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