:w_boc: Post your JUNE 2021 Crap HERE!!

Howdy Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of JUNE 2021 in the Woot-Off, Mischief Days, or any other place where we might throw them out.


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: www.woot.com/postmyboc

That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Hi there! If you want to video you’re unboxing, please feel free to share! If you can get all shown in 30 seconds or less, we may just pick your video to showcase on our social media channels. If we do pick your video, you might just get a free BOC from us. It’ll still be crap, of course.

So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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FIRST

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Seventy-Ninth!

So, uh… any idea when crap will be sold again? Maybe via the app? I think I qualify again in a day or two.

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Here is my Bridge of Candles BOC

List of things:
Woot! Bag
Screaming Monkey (dog was curious and ran)
Tool/ Broom holders (husband claimed)
YakTrax Walk- they go on bottom of shoes (husband)

Bath Sponge
Sticky the Poo! (Daughter)
2 curtain valances
Little squirts drink bottle (using for dogs when we are out)
Cash flow for kids- games
Castle Game
Halloween decorations

So I’m not disappointed!

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@ThunderThighs I can not get for some reason. Any pointers from the expert?

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Backpack of Calamity from May received June 2021

Well Wootians, you have succeeded - total disappointment because the one thing I thought was a guarantee, I didn’t receive! I had such hope. Everyone got one it seemed, but not me, no, not me. :slightly_frowning_face::slightly_frowning_face::slightly_frowning_face: All I wanted was a coaster, one coaster, just one and I was left out! I’m so tired of holding my glass. I thought I was finally going to have a place to set it down. Another in a string of disappointments. (Insert enormous sigh here.)

On the bright side, my Backpack of Calamity included:

  • a blue Woot bag (which is nice because my adult daughter has a green one so no confusing the two)

  • mens lime green heatgear Under Amour long sleeve workout top (my hubby will hate the color, but will wear it at home anyway probably with Crocs :roll_eyes: so thanks for that Woot!)

  • womens Homies t-shirt (my daughter fell in love with it so it’s now hers) wasted a good hour trying to figure out the character pairs!

  • crochet infinity scarf (unfortunately it rarely gets cold enough to wear a scarf where I live, so I’ll save it for when I visit my son and his family overseas in another 5 or so years - thanks pandemic and overpriced travel accommodations)

  • ream of copy paper (SCORE!!)

  • scrub brush for dishes (it will be used, but I will remember the bitter disappointment of the missing coaster every time I use it…):confused:

  • assorted color plastic bags (guess how every birthday, Christmas and other present is being wrapped for the next 3 years!) :gift::christmas_tree::birthday:

  • a travel manicure set (also good for when I visit my offspring in the land of the Queen)

  • Unicorn stampers - 24 of the suckers (my adult female offspring has claimed these also; I don’t question, I just shake my head and accept the weirdness) :crazy_face:

  • glow in the dark bracelet-like thing (because Raves are so my thing🙄)

Well Woot, thanks for the utter let-down. I can’t wait to try for another box in about 26 days!

P.S. please include the coaster next time, pretty, pretty please🙏.

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Seventh!

Stay tuned for my upcoming disappointment…

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Dino toy, kinetic tape, rubber mallet, duckies, paint brushesbrushes, metal pencil case, spiralizer, kiddo clock, portable dental pik, woot coaster, food storage containers, XXXL golf shirt, travel towel, joy/sadness.

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Here is my Cheese Over Cauliflower boc haul…

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THE WORST !!
1000 pages - for kids handwriting !!
1 tripod that is too small
1 hand pump - the pump only - not the bottle
1 blackish season 1 DVD
1 wash brush
1 bag
1 t-shirt

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I require signature delivery……… this should be interesting.

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Can’t get what? BOCs? It’s pure luck.

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Holy moly! Been disappointed the last couple of times. But this was a jackpot!

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More ducks for duck duck Jeep

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You both got mallets!!!

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Whoops… I duplicated a couple photos

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My Brainless Orange Caricatures contained:

60 Ticonderoga #2 pencils (presharpened)
Small travel manicure kit
Woot bag (not pictured)
Unicorn stamps
Pair of walkie-talkies
Scrub brush
Some kind of modeling clay
T-shirt with an obscure message/logo*
Makeup removal cloths
Headphone adapter cord for iPhone
Woot After Dark glow stick
Box of 100 5-ounce Dixie cups
Small picture frame

The pencils, Dixie cups, Woot bag, scrub brush, and t-shirt can be used around the house. The walkie-talkies and unicorn stamps will go to the grandchildren. The makeup removal cloths should, by extrapolation, be capable of removing bird crap from car paint. The rest I’ll give away, except for the modeling clay which has the appearance, texture, and weight of a piece of styrofoam. I think it would be a suitable target for a pellet gun, unless adding water reconstituted it, in which case I have a couple of holes in the garage wall that need to be spackled.

*After further review, the message is “Knowing is Half the Battle”

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Behold!
Barges of Carpets.
Assorted reusable straws with straw cleaner
Sponge gloves
A Crystal Apple Paperweight
Retractable Dog Leash
Tupperware
2 rubber duckies
Hair removal device
Magnetic picker upper wand
Winter hat
Shoelaces
Some plastic grid sheets, for crafting??? I think I made coasters involving a similar material when I was a child

There’s something so wonderfully satisfying about receiving a bag full of mystery junk in the mail :laughing:

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