I was really delighted to have been chosen again for Lab Rat duty, and this time for one of my favorite foods, cheese! This is a new cheese from Point Reyes Farmstead Cheese Company, especially well known for their Original Blue Cheese.
The quarter wheel (just over 2 Pounds) of Farmhouse Cheese arrived well-packed along with several mini-ice packs and it looked beautiful. In short order I served up some cheese along with Doctor Kracker Seedlander Flatbreads and a bottle of Ty Caton Racchus Red. The crackers’ crunchy texture and mild natural flavors accompanied the cheese beautifully. If I had known how great this cheese was going to be, I think I would have broken out one of my best Pinot Noirs that have been patiently waiting for the right occasion. No offense to Ty’s Racchus Red, which paired fine with the cheese, but I found myself imagining a fine Pinot Noir going splendidly with this cheese.
What can I say about this cheese? WOW, this cheese has it all… fabulous texture and flavor, and it is just gushing with quality. It is hand crafted and both Kosher and certified gluten free. The cow’s milk comes from a closed herd of Holstein cows that graze on local grasses all year long. Talk about happy cows! What cow wouldn’t be happy living at Point Reyes with spectacular vistas, lush ocean breezes, and munching on the certified organic green pastured hills overlooking Tomales Bay.
So, what can I say about this cheese? I am unfamiliar with the proper lexicon of cheese descriptors, but perhaps in a word… versatile. The cheese in neither hard nor soft, but just right, with a creamy texture. And likewise the flavor, perhaps akin to a cheddar, is neither too sharp nor too mild but just right, which may be why it seemed to pair well with anything I tried it with. For my second tasting I put a plate together which, in addition to the crackers, also included dates, almonds and strawberries, and the cheese accompanied them all very well. I did notice that I preferred thicker pieces of the cheese to the thin slices. Bottom line… seriously great stuff!
What? What can I? What can I say about this fantastic Cheese?
Put it on your steaks, on fruits, on vegetables, small craft warnings, send it overseas, put it on your surfboard so you won’t slip off. Put it on your pizza. Put it on your shoes and fill up your tires with it. Use it to clean your swimming pool, sell it to your mother and tell her it’s a tie-dye kit, you won’t even believe what’ll happen when you starch your shirt with it, ironing goes easier and your car windows never looked better. Ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it, and it makes your voice three keys higher. Soak your shirts in it, soak your teeth in it. Let it play the piano. Follow it around the block. Wear it instead of jeans. Bathe your puppies with it. JUST BUY IT!
EDIT: I know that some may say cheese is not something to joke about, so I hope no one is offended by the irreverent final paragraph - modified from “Dental Hygiene Dilemma” - part of Frank Zappa’s movie “200 Motels” released 40 years ago.