Howdy Wooters!
This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of APRIL 2019!
gif courtesy of drgandalf
Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:
- 3 items
- A bag if we remember to put it in
- Abject disappointment
If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.
Order Snafus
You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:
- We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
- At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
- So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
- The servers have been known to crash.
To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.
- If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice.
- If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!”
- If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money.
Remember to post what you get!
Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?
Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.
Since we don’t have quality posts, I promise to like every post sharing a bag of crap. Likes earn you cred points on this new forum. Like are good. I will give likes. 
< Bad!!
So there you have it.
- Prepare for disappointment
- Post what you get
- Earn
And let the waiting begin
A Poll!
Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)
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I scored one on Saturday from the jumping monkey game! Can’t wait to see the disappointment.
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6.2 lbs coming Friday. Hope it’s a typo 62 lbs would be nice.
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I was lucky enough to win in the Forum Giveaway a custom curated Box of Crap. Indeed the fact that there were dog items in the box when the forum showed cats means they have found out who I am!
Anyway, here is my crap:
Blue Bag, Eggs and Bacon Monkey - Love this cape and happy to get a monkey again
Bonny Wing Corkscrew - Always happy for wine stuff
IU Gloves - Wrong state, seems like nice gloves
Hammer Time Multi Tool - will be a fun gift!
cowgirls in the kitchen cookbook - just use internet for recipes.
Chamberlain Universal Garage Door Remote KLIK3U-BK2 - Seems useful and yet surprisingly un-usefull - thanks!
2x Magic Mesh Russian 39"x83" - So strange the boxes were completely in russian! But have a couple friends that will love these!
Pueen Facial Brushes
His Hers Kitchen Towel
Ravens NFL Hand Warmer Gloves
Holly Tissue Paper - Really… 4 sheets…
Coglahns Fire Disk Fire Starter - mmmm… FIRE
Caterpillar Hoodie Dog Costume Med - Fits decently on small dog, should be good torture
Rubies Pet Shop Witch Hat - Not his style, but may be forced upon him
Ibra 8m HDMI Cable - very nice and actually have a couple uses.
Jack is not happy with the hat!
He isn’t happy with the caterpillar costume either but enough treats and enough pictures finally got one not too bad.
Overall… disappointment is lacking this time around in this custom curated crap container.
Thanks and see you again soon!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sorry jack. But you look so darn cute!
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Another app game winner here! My Orders says the 30th, but I expect that will change when it ships. Anyway, won’t make me jumpy on Thursday, cause I can’t get a BOC then!.
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how to increase probability to get a BOC? its seem i am being very very lucky not to fet that:) shall i be proud ?
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My app jumping Monkey crap has shipped and should be here Wednesday!
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There is a random chance of getting crap on the Woot app on Saturdays, crap is offered randomly during Woot-Offs once a month, sometimes Woot contests here on the forum give away boxes of crap, and according to the Mischief Week thread at:
They will be selling crap on Thursday. Not sure of the details, though.
Mostly, though, you have to be fast. Very, very fast. Make sure you’re logged in, use the Woot login and not the Amazon login because it’s faster (and shipping is built-in to crap offerings so you aren’t saving anything by using Amazon), and keep trying.
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Mine is also on its way, due Friday 4/19, and also 6.2 pounds. Is that the new placeholder weight?
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Thanks for the tip. I always sign in through the amazon way and now it says I’m a new customer to woot. Strange, maybe bc of new woot?
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I don’t think so. That’s weird. Maybe ThunderThighs can provide some guidance here.
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Have you been to this new forum though? The “new” might just be referring to this area, not necessarily new customer.
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Looks like I get to post my BOC second in April
It was weekend App Crap:
Blue Woot Bag
Woot monkey
Woot postit notes!!
Precision screwdriver set
Meditation coloring book
Indiana Hoosier XL tee shirt
clear silicone chocolate or soap mold
pack of 12 magenta chinese paper lanterns
3D painter (my second)
Beedees(sp?) bead jewelry making kit - too bad I don’t know any 8 year olds
An extremely snarky Christmas card, marked:
NOT made in China
Thanks WOOT!
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MONKEY JUMP CRAP
Kind of a nice haul! Most will go to our neighbors or the teacher next door for the incentive room, but it was fun!
left to right, somewhat
American Staffordshire Avenue Street sign
Black Sony camera bag, fits my wife’s camera - score
Twisted trimmer line .095, I think this is too thick for my weed wacker
Garage door remote, universal
A6 Photo paper - 50 sheets
Mini chalkboard
Protection eyewear
Greenbay Packers fingerless gloves
Crush and Draw Orbeez set with a motorized crush pen
Electrical outlet
Checkered bags that have a rope on them designed to hold a beer or wine glass??? Seriously? How drunk do you have to be? 
Kindle cover
photo frame
How to catch an elf, Peppa’s Halloween Party and Stamping books
Crime Scene sandwich bags
and the best thing, Seirus Skeleton Snowboarding gloves, worth 74.00 (on Wal-Mart’s website) 
Close-up of the gloves. They are nice. But they are small, and my hands are large. These are even too small for my wife!
Thanks Woot for the fun and laughs. See you 31 days from now! (hopefully)
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AFTER YEARS OF TRYING I FINALLY GOT A BOC!!
On the monkey jump game…
I was laughing so hard when I opened it up, woot BOC definitely disappointed me, sooo many lures! Lol but hey 10$ not a bad haul! #yardsalenextweek 
1- pre-shuffled deck of cards. *
7- fishing tackle Lures
1- Leviton outlet
1- 1000 piece Boston puzzle
1- set of sport shoe laces
2- infinity NY Jet scarfs
1- spiderweb
1- roominate pet vet van kid building kit
3- individually wrapped metal plates?
1- mini hammer time multi tool *
1 -16oz plastic cup *
1- usb vga adaptor *
1- multi sided nail file *
1- obligatory woot bag *
1- set of woot mini post-it’s *
((Can’t post photos from my phone apparently so I’ll post them when I get back home.))
{*indicate less disappointment/possible keeps}
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Barge of carps arrived!
1 woot screaming monkey
2 Christmas snarky cards
1 3d printer pen toy
1 kids bead art toy
1 Cleveland browns scarf - Score!
1 coloring book
1 coloring pencil set
1 chocolate mold of pants
Woot post it’s
1 mini screwdriver set
1 gator lift plywood holder
1 stack of hot coffee Togo cups (20/160), no lids, used?
Thanks woot!
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Just received notice that a 6.40 lbs BoC is on its way. I’m glad they gave me an expected delivery date because that sounds like a lot of disappointment to prepare for.
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