February 2019 CRAPS! Post them HERE!! 💩

Hello Wooters!

This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of FEBRUARY 2019!


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Remember that you’re promised these things from your BOC:

  • 3 items
  • A bag if we remember to put it in
  • Abject disappointment

If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

Order Snafus

You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and you’ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, here’s a few things for your consideration:

  • We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps.
  • At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1… if you’re lucky. Usually it’s more like 25:1 or more.
  • So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash
  • The servers have been known to crash.

To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. You’ll enter the “Vestibule of Patience” while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

  • If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. :smiley:
  • If your order is denied, it’s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. It’s our rude way of saying “Sorry!” :cry:
  • If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money. :angry:

Remember to post what you get!

Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

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Since we don’t have quality posts, I promise to like every post sharing a bag of crap. Likes earn you cred points on this new forum. Like are good. I will give likes. :heart:

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So there you have it.

  • Prepare for disappointment
  • Post what you get
  • Earn :heart:

And let the waiting begin
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A Poll!

Tell me what you thought of your Bag o’ Crap!
1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

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0 voters

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I got my first App Crap over the weekend! Looking forward to being disappointed in some sort of app-related way.

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Scored my first app Crap on Saturday. Played the animal game and got it on my third try. Now just waiting on shipping notification and the disappointment.

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Won crap on app… now just neep to post pic on app of crap… when I learn how this app crap works

3 Likes

Just got my shipping info. Should be here Friday, 5 lbs (may be placeholder).

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Shipped! I’m disappointed in how happy I am to be disappointed!

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Shipping notice received. Might be here tomorrow!

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First purchase on Woot - 2004
First BOC won - 2019
Disappointment anticipation - timeless

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Got shipping info on my weekend app crap! I’m hoping that the 5lbs is just a place holder - but we’ll see…

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I am so confused with how these forums work. I will say that I scored a bag o crap right before Christmas. Besides a whole bunch of crap I didn’t even know existed, let alone knowing what to do with, I actually got a few great things I was able to use for gifts. :blush::smirk::joy:

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Sorry for the confusion? Are you confused about where to post your crap?

There’s a topic for Crap from each month and generally people post in the topic that matches the month they bought their crap. So if you bought your crap in December around Christmas then that would go in the December Crap Post.

That being said, there are no hard fast rules about posting crap. I personally am just happy that people come back to post it. It’s always nice to see what people get.

Others like to compare craps and keeping them together by month helps “organize” them. Plus when those coveted letters come out, people know where to go back to when they want to see what someone got from a letter (EXTRA CRAP!).

Thanks for posting your crap!

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Thanks for coming back to post! I must say, I am always relieved to see no green Woot card when new crappers post their crap a bit late. That would be the ultimate disappointment!

So, thanks for posting!

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Crap Virgin. Will you be my first?

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That happened last year when someone came waltzing in a couple of months late to try to claim letter crap. I don’t think they ever responded when TT told them they were out of luck. I’m not sure they really understood what they missed out on because they seemed pretty casual about it.

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My App Crap has arrived! I’m so disappointed that my name isn’t Phyllis.

Green woot bag
Tear aid fabric repair x2
Bike horn
NY Jets ladies shirt
Woot poo emoji stress ball
Cluster LED replacement bulb
Green leaf serving trays x12
Elmo magic picture coloring book
Woot monkey with eggs and bacon cape
Massage glove
Children’s book about an old lady that swallowed a turkey!
25 glow sticks
Sticker sheet for the “family”
Woot hoodie House of Malcontent
Pop socket with the name “Phyllis”

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It is now. Your PopSocket doesn’t lie.

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I remember that and I remember wincing as I watched that unfold.

But. Is your name Teresa? My husband got a pen with that name on it last woot-off.

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LOL! No, not Teresa either.

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